Music jokes
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.