how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.😝😝😝😝😜😜🥱🥱🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴😩😩😃😃🤗🤗🤗🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😉😘🥰😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒🤒🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮😩😬😣😳🌛🥶🤧🥵😩😫🤧🤑🌜🥵😦😳😮🙁😢🤐😫🌜🤤😘😫😬🥱😘🥴🤣🙂😑😏😑😏😏
why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
because he was arrested on suspicion of murder
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.” “Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!” “No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan. 🥱🫤
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
How do you get away with murder?
