Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Mum Jokes
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
