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your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
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Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
What did mum say when grandpa called? Boomerang.
my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room
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My mum told me to do the dog poo but I couldn't find you anywhere
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Your mum years cabbage
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
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Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
my mum is a vegan. she brings us to after school seitan
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When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
