Mum jokes
Your mum's foreheads.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
My mum's a carrot.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Your momma!
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.