Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich
I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Whatâs loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walkerâs Porsche
what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.