When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.
After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.
After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?
what goes 200 mph and is red??????????
babies in a blender
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich
