I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
What is a orphins faveriot movie. Home alone
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
babe it's over
AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU WOW I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER ANYWAY
I meant the movie...
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.
Nure: *Laughs*
Kid: Why are you laughing?
Nurse: When I get OLDER.
Proceeds to laugh.
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
Why did the starwars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Whats and orphans favorite movie? Spiderman: Homecoming
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
What sort of movies do cows like to watch? Moosicals
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
