Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
So, no head?
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"