Movie jokes
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Memes
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
So, no head?
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.