So, no head?
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
