Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Movie Jokes
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
So, no head?
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
