Movie jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.