Movie jokes
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
So, no head?
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.