Movie jokes
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
WALL-E
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"