Movie jokes
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
WALL-E
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.