Movie jokes

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

When do you take a cow to the movies?

On a mooo-vie!

What’s a bird’s favorite movie?

The Parrots of the Caribbean.

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

WALL-E

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

*Shrek* Bend ogre.

I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

What do cows like to watch? Moovies.

I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?

Go commit Thanos finger snap.