Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
WALL-E
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
