Movie jokes

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

Babe, it's over.

After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.

I meant the movie...

I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

What did one orphan say to another?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

When do you take a cow to the movies?

On a mooo-vie!

What’s a bird’s favorite movie?

The Parrots of the Caribbean.

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

WALL-E

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

*Shrek* Bend ogre.