Movie jokes
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.