what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
What do you call a group of depressed kids? The suicide squad.
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
Q. What's a bulimic's favourite movie? A. The Purge.
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
I found Nemo
He was tasty
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
