Movie jokes
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
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What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.