Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
Movie Jokes
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
