Movie

Movie jokes

Paul Walker

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

Attitude

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

Memes

Suicide

I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

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  • Title

    It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

    Finding Emo.

    Kid

    What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

    Mum

    Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

    Film

    What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

    Icy dead people.

    Difference

    There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

    Kid

    What do you call a depressed group of kids?

    Suicide squad.

    Hair

    Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

    Lonely

    When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

    You won't feel lonely anymore :(

    Icebreaker

    Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

    Lorax

    I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.