Movie

Movie Jokes

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭

My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater

I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid