Movie jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.

Are you lightning?

Because you're McQueen.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.

Megamind.

I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Q. What do you call a group of emos?

A. Suicide Squad.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy