Movie jokes
Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.