Movie jokes

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Exercise?

I thought you said "extra fries!"

-A minion (you may now laugh).

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!