Movie jokes

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Why can't orphans watch PG?

They don't have any parental guidance.

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."