Movie

Movie jokes

Line

    • If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

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    • Orphan

    • I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

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    • Movie memes

    Snack

    • I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

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    • Michael Jackson

    • There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

    What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

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    • Harry Potter

    • Harry Potter

    Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

    Jumanji

    Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

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    • Orphan

    • I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

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    • Society

    • What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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    • Noise

    • "I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

    "I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

    Said no horror movie character ever.

    And also GTA logic.

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    • Babe

    • Babe, it's over.

    After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.

    I meant the movie...

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    • Fish

    • Things we all do:

    Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

    I do this too often!