Movie Jokes

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence

u look like megamind drugdealer

i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun

Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!

when some one got the ghost in them. sound in the priest busters. when something strange and it ain't no who you ganna call priest busters.

Q:What movie do orphans hate

A: father hood

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!

Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.

What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?

RAP-TURES

Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.