Movie jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!