Movie jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.