Movie jokes
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
The streets go blank in the dead of the day, not a car to be seen.
A kingdom of corona-cation, and it looks like mom's the queen.
The wind is howling with this virus in the air.
Couldn't keep it in China, everyone knows it's everywhere.
Don't let friends in, don't be afraid.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel your insanity, that the virus caused!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors!
I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friend's house.
Sickness doesn't get to me anyway.
It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane, and the fears that once controlled me are here and present, oh well!
It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through!
No right, no wrong, but stay inside!
WE'RE NOT FREE!!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! 'Cause I have nothing better to do.
The virus flurries through the air into my house!
The storm is spiraling, fear and fractals all around!!
And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!!
What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past????
DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.