Movie jokes

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?

Black and white.

What film do orphans hate?

"Instant Family."