Movie jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Memes
Mom just bought me this new awesome game!
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.