Movie jokes

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Why can't orphans watch PG?

They don't have any parental guidance.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.