Movie Jokes

What film do orphans hate Instant family

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard

This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?

What is Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut

what did the atom say to the other atom? did you see the new Tron movie.

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*

What do people with cancer always want to watch

•finding Chemo

What is forest Gumps password?

1forest1

You don't have a forehead you have a five head.

You don't have dreams you have movies.

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie

Not coming soon!

i told some orphan that you can see your family but I meant spider man home coming...

Let's go Brendan Fraser

the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!