Movie jokes
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."