Movie

Movie Jokes

Mask

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Year

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

Theme Song

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Twin Towers

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Meme

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

Boy

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Wheelchair

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Titanic

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Orphan

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

Role

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne β€œthe Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: β€œThe Rubber Gun Squad!” πŸ‘Œ πŸ˜‰

Time

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Butt

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

Tire

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."