Movie jokes

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

Why can't orphans watch PG?

They don't have any parental guidance.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Exercise?

I thought you said "extra fries!"

-A minion (you may now laugh).

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.