Have you heard about the movie constipation?
No,Because It never came out...
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime
