Movie

Movie Jokes

if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse

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I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".

If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people

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Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot

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