Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither it hasn’t come out yet.
What’s an orphans favorite movie
horror movies don’t scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
kid; I don’t want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
kid; but mom I don’t want to go to the movies mom; SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM YOU DONT HAVE A CHOISE
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells “Omae wa mou shindeiru.” The main character instinctively yells back “NANI???” and is killed.
Dad: Hey have you seen that new movie constipation? Son: No Dad: It hasn’t come out yet
What is mouse’s favourite movie? Sharpay’s Fabu-mouse Adventure!
What is an orphans favorite movie?
The streets go blank in the dead of the day not a car to be seen A kingdom of corona-cation and it looks like moms the queen The wind is howling with this virus in the air Couldn’t keep it in china everyone knows it’s everywhere Don’t let friends in don’t be afraid Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal don’t feel your insanity That the virus caused!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Turn away and slam your doors! I don’t care what the government says! Let me go to my friends house Sickness doesn’t get to me anyway. It’s funny how some distance makes everyone insane And the fears that once controlled me are here and present oh well! It’s time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through! No right no wrong but stay inside! WERE NOT FREEEE!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I’ll stay!! Cause I have nothing better to do The virus flurries through the air into my house! The storm is spiraling fear and fractals all around!! And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!! What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past??? DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! And you’ll rise at the break of noon! DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! That’s morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT CAUSE THATS WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
Have you seen the movie Constipation It hasn’t come out yet
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of wall street
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
what did the atom say to the other atom? did you see the new Tron movie.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.