Tell me a joke about my hairline no because he don't got one feel like Donald Trump it don't move
i heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains but faith cannot move your receding hairline
your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]
you know what i said to the chair, sit but it didnt move hahaha
Q. How do you know when Putin is lying ? A. His lips move
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on. You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it. Bitch!
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect it's balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
A person told an orphan to not move otherwise they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do? It danced it's a$$ off
Why Did the stairs move - Because it was up to somthing
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
one time little johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree and he moved the stoll and the tree broke. little johnny screamed. " HAHA Your skinny enough to break the tree"
