Move Jokes

Any better
in Store

The man was Indian he moved to England because he wanted to learn so got a job at the store he learned how to say register then he was a business man he learned how to say 59887 then returant so he learned how to say fork and knifes so a man came with a knife the cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him he said him he pointed to the Indian man the cop asked what did you use he said register cop asked for ID 59887the cop asked anything on you forks and knife he said me me me

Anonymous
in Baby

How are babies and elderly similar?

They are both fun to throw out of moving cars

jack

son:dad can i got a gf dad:son no u r oley 10 so no son:dad on bye am leave to get a gf dad:son nooo u r not my son son:whit did u say son slap the dad dad:sud son good bye get out of my home son:good u can go move to a new home

Ψαλι

A orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says “dude, I gotta teach you”. The orphan goes “why I got all your moves down”. The baseball player goes “but kid you can never find home though”.

Anonymous
in Home

why cant you go home tonight because you haven`t got a home it`s moved

Anonymous
in Titanic

Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.

Anonymous
in Puns

#1-watcha doing #2-watching a movie #1-oh I know why because you move-ie

MUHHJHUJBJ MGGJK B FYFYFU
in Mountain

wet like up and like down but don't move? a mountain! hehehehehehehehehehe

Big boy with a van
in Animal

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving

Jayk from State Farm

When ur friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl YEEEEHAWW

Drunkenmoth
in Science

We used to have tail on the back.. and now it moves forward.

Anonymous
in WiFi

how steven hawkings died, because he moved to much during the day and ran out of juice

J0K35

Jeffery Dahmer has two things, an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-

Sorry bout that......

Now as i was saying

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit

Wait a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-

Anonymous

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon? You wait all day and nobody comes

Harris murdoch

What did Stephen hawking love that couldn't move? himself ps particularly his whole body I was gonna say his legs but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

jam hut yt

I've been doing sex moves on my self so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt I go 2 handed sometimes

Joe mumma

Why did my mother buy me a honda she knows I can move so she pushed my wheel chair with me in it into the ocean I survived just by a second but a shark got my wheel chair fucking bitch

Emboy
in Orphan

Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot !!! The things I would do!

Y'uree (😟): Yes, but ... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job", so she is now leaving until the fall.

Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE !!!!!

Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!

Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!

Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm ..... mhmmmmmm ..... ummmmm ..... hmmmmm .... not a bad idea!

Jarod (🤨): Or not?

Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!

Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX

Anonymous
in Animal

One hot day a cow wanted some shade. He found a tree and started resting under it but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed "Moooove", the chicken didn't move, again "Mooooove", and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled "MOOOOOVE", the chicken turned around and said "FUCKOFF".

Emboy

Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot !!! The things I would do!

Y’uree (😟): Yes, but … she moved, remember? Her father found a new “job”, so she is now leaving until the fall.

Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE !!!

Y’uree (😯): I don’t know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!

Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!

Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm … mhmmmmmm … ummmmm … hmmmmm … not a bad idea!

Jarod (🤨): Or not?

Y’uree (🙄): Shut up, man!

Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX Y’uree (🙄😒): Bruh … listen … gangbang … sex … the same

Halyei (😊): Hello Y’uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?

Y’uree (😏): Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?

Halyei (😘): Thank you, I suck dicks too!

Jarod (😒): Are you Breya ???

Halyei (😕): No … do I like that flying bastard ???

Jarod (😣): Ugh … no … baby, you’re free to go!

Halyei (😔): Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! (😟) Sorry for being an idiot. (😔) I really miss her. (🤔) Maybe you and I can give her a threesome ??? (🙄) No, I’m not gay! ( ) WHY !!! (😌) Can you come to the please fuck me! It’s the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! (😨) Sorry!