More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Mortality Jokes
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
