Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
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Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
