What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Life's too short to want it.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
