Mortality

Mortality Jokes

Life

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

Baby

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.

Man

A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.

The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."

The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"

Kid

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

Miscarriage

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

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  • Drug

    If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

    Timer

    You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.

    Covid

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Covid.

    Covid who?

    The thing that killed half a billion people!

    Graveyard

    My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

    He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

    Bone

    Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.

    Kid

    Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.

    They never get old.