Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Mortality Jokes
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
-->[]life death[]<--
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
