Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Life's too short to want it.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Where are people sent to die
rosshall academy
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
