Why does America have more guns than people?
Mores Jokes
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
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Put more comments.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
The more they smile, the less they see.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
