Mores jokes

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.

Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?

A: They give you more bids.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

What is more used than plastic?

Hookers.

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

You fighting? More like you're dying!

"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.