Mores jokes
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.