Mores jokes
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.