Mores jokes

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Why does America have more guns than people?

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

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"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

The more they smile, the less they see.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.