Mores jokes
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!