Mores jokes

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Why does America have more guns than people?

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

What is more used than plastic?

Hookers.

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

DB: huh?

Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

DB: WHAT!?

Penta Barrel: I got 5!

DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

The others: HOW!?

*and that's how an argument started.*

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

Why did God create sex for marriage?

Because he wanted more people and less fun.