Mores jokes
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Memes
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Ads? More like bads.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!
Put more comments.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
The more they smile, the less they see.