What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
High school students are also more interesting to see but they are you on your way just kidding 🤣
http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
one dollor bill is with a five doller bill. the 5 says " i make more cents then you
People who make these jokes are plain crazy more crazy than Islamic extremist
Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek
id mop the floor with your face but you might just mess it up more
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven you’re adopted Haley say like me more than you
The rock more like the rockpot 😂😂😂😂😂
When a guy falls it hurts them there when a women falls it hurts more.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot
watching 50 shades of grey was more painful then my uncle fisting me as a kid.
