Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
I asked my mother about her mom. She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where is that place. She didn't know. So I sent her to a better place.
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Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humer, insults and morbid! All of you who don’t talk about the following go die!
hey yesterday i played with my sister when i woke up she was gone
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What's the difference between drugs and children? i don't sell drugs.
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
a morbid joke would be whats going on in my mind
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
(wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing) i have said this countless times but it doesnt seem to be getting through to u; quit hating on particular jokes. U dont like it? Nobody cares. Dont go into the morbid jokes category u idiots ffs
