What does this mean 👊🥩
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave uncle Willie an idea
Like if you blow male cows
Like if you have balls
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
Moto Moto stop giving the baby ur d
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister are the flesh of the fallen
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs 🤣🤣 LOL
All my friends live in a forest. its called Aokigahara
everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter. A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
what do you call it when you have two indians one black and a fat white a s’more
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills and a cop pulls up and he says “ma’am ma’am your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills” then she says “Oh thank you I wonder how long that’s been going on” and the cop says “ before I help you may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bill” and the Lady says “OK I’ll tell you so I live next to a stadium and I have this beautiful rose garden but he’s dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes so they stick their junk through the fence and I grabbed your junk I said $100 dollars or its coming off” the cop says “oh OK well what’s the other bag for” and she says well not all of them want to give me $100.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
