The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Meow meow I'm a dog said the sped kid
Nihha scarborough face
Jackhammer McQueerson
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
What does this mean šš„©
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave uncle Willie an idea
Like if you blow male cows
Like if you have balls.
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
Moto Moto stop giving the baby ur d
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister are the flesh of the fallen
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
