Morbid jokes
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
"Nihha scarborough face."
Jackhammer McQueerson
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What does this mean? šš„©
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
Like if you blow male cows?
Like if you have balls.