What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
I’m not racist I just have black guns
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him its a hairdryer.
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
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Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
Why is Santa's sack so big- because he only comes once a year
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
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The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
