What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.