Morbid jokes

Morbid Jokes

"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.