I love eating pussy that’s why the animal shelter is always my go to for a good meal
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn't he just sat there
- Mommy, what will i be when i'm grown up? - Shut Up Sam, you've got cancer!
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
Who and the fastest readers in the world??
The people in the twin towers cause they went through over 100 stories in lest then 10 minutes
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling
So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To end his pain and suffering.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
