Morbid jokes
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
My life...
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Ammon died.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Your family.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.