Morbid jokes
Tilted Towers is gone.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Fortnite
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
My life...
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Ammon died.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.