Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Parkinson

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

Man

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

God

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

Cancer

Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.

Vitamin

There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.

Diarrhea

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

Baby

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

Park

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

Poem

Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.

My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.