Morbid jokes
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Your family.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Borthwick's hairline.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.