Morbid jokes
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
"Nihha scarborough face."
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
Penis.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
arya fae
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Two nuns in a bath.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Tyler is cool.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.