Morbid jokes

Penis.

Why did the skeleton not cross the road?

Because it did not have the guts.

Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.

arya fae

There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.

Shaenaya likes goat dick.

What's long, black, and sticky?

A stick.

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

Two nuns in a bath.

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

Tyler is cool.

What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?

Adam.

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.

Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.

My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

My dad died lol.

Ur mom gei.

"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."

I lost my bag. :(