Morbid jokes
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
My friends.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
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Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.