Morbid jokes
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Fuck you, biiiiiitch!
Pinto?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Loser.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Duck my sick.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
shaenaya