Morbid jokes

Despacito.

There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

A - 10

Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.

Bullets.

My wiener's small.

Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.

Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?

ODB: Yep

A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.

You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.

My grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS!

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Eat my butt.

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

Your joke: you.

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!

Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?

Mother: Sure.

Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!

Hey Gwen.

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.