Morbid jokes

Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.

Despacito.

There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

A - 10

Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.

Bullets.

My wiener's small.

Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.

Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?

ODB: Yep

A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...

You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.

My grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS!

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Eat my butt.

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

Your joke: you.

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!

Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?

Mother: Sure.

Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!

Hey Gwen.