Morbid jokes
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Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
Method Man: Yo whatās crackinā?
ODB: Yep
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
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Eat my butt.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Your joke: you.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because Iām fruity and nutty. Thatās the joke. Tada!
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Hey Gwen.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Anal, haha.
Top 1 best football player š in the world.
āThe guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!ā
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?