Morbid jokes
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
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Eat my butt.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Your joke: you.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Hey Gwen.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Anal, haha.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.