Morbid jokes
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
Deeeeeertt.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Your mother.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
I'm Gay.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!