Morbid jokes
Deeeeeertt.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Your mother.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
I'm Gay.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Tilted Towers is gone.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Fortnite
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."