Morbid jokes
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Tilted Towers is gone.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
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What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Fortnite
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
My life...
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Ammon died.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.