What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
Ammon died.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
Your family.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
