Morbid jokes
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Your mother.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
I'm Gay.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Tilted Towers is gone.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
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What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
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