Morbid jokes
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
My life...
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
Ammon died.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Your family.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.