What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
