South Tower jokes

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

Fall

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.