South Tower jokes

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.