Morbid jokes
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Me, myself, and I.
qestrrrr.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.