Morbid jokes
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Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Beau Ruse is Gay.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
PhashaunAnimationz
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
shaenaya
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.