Morbid jokes
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Me, myself, and I.
qestrrrr.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"