Morbid jokes
Monky.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
"Peppa's ribs."
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.