Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

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Grandpa

  • I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.

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    Dog

  • Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

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    Basement

  • Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

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