Morbid Jokes

Who do Chinese people name their kids

Throw the forks and knives down the stairs

three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don't make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.

how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender

TO ALL THE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE HELLO!!!!! HEY!!!! HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU? ( BTW I'M A KID TO I'M HAYLEY AND I'M TURNING 13 MY B DAY IS 10/08/2008)

my mom said I rely on my divices to much so i unpulged her life suport

I was making holy water and my girlfriend walked in saying what are you doing and I said making holy water and she said how are you making holy water I'm boiling the h#ll out of it

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me myself and I

What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!

You no your ugly when you git handed the cameras every time your frind's have a group picture.

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I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els

What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle? Two dead babies in an acid bath

A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car