Morbid jokes
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Dwarf Shortage.
The morbid jokes on this site.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
Women’s rights.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.