Morbid jokes
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Dwarf Shortage.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
The morbid jokes on this site.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
Women’s rights.