How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Life is to short, just like me. Get roasted short people.
I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏 Comedian: WTF bros Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Hey mum why do people keep suddenly dying in our family? Mum? Mum? Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
so you wanna play like that ayy, well sydney dident wanna play like that either. and thats why you got arrested
Q:What was my son's last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
This comment section is so dark it could be lil huddy
Why Did prices Dyana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a sheet belt.
A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back up a gain 10 minutes later. The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive and the man said with a drunk slurred voice I “I don’t know every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT! The bartender looks at the first man and says”Your and a-hole when your drunk Superman.”
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
Rowan
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar
