I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11???
Beau Ruse is Gay
no u !!!!!
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend... You get to meet Chris Hansen!!!
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9
wen im sad i cut myslef..........A PICE OF CAKE!!
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Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beeches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE
The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.
What do you call a bumb person with. A brain a hillbilly
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin King jr?There was none it was all white!
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
my life, ha ha funny
