I got rejected from art school today so yeah
when a white person says the n word
black people: yall mother fu...rs aint gonna believe dis shit
I always say im single, which annoys my wife.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures
I finally got my wife to shut up.Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years ha! try telling me to get my feet off the couch now karen!
What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed
Billies Jeans
My girlfriend passed away recently.
at the funeral everyone was shocked about it
Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known
How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face
your mum
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
Boggy
He is dead
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
👌neck
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said “ Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.” The lady asks, “Am I pregnant? “. To which the Doctor replied “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits
Me: punching a kid My FBI: your adopted
When you say, "I'm high!".
But then you fall off.
what do you call greg in your class? obese
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
