Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"? No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call one baby in 10 trashcans
Chopped Junior!
Forrest Gump: Who’s your favorite Lodd of the Rings character? Lieutenant Dan: Legaless
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
What do you call 3 people in a dark room? A porno
shaenaya
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool? Flip it over
why couldn't the penguin cross the road?It was ran over🐧
Race car backwards is race car. Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave
What would good be if it was a place?It would be a desert because it had to many droughts!
In mario, it is called a zoomba, but if it was real, it would be boomba
I named my dog Chicken......
I love eating chicken
"what do you want to eat" "You choose" "Children" "What?" *Picks up pot* "You said anything"
what do you call a bullet-head? jfk
a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery
boss: "we have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "how?"
surgeon: "I thought to do your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "get out"
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them
