Morbid jokes
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Wanna hear a joke? You.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
You are the joke.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Cuddle with you.🙂
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.