I blend children to make a good living
A killer gone up to 5 people and kill 4 of them there were 2 couples and 1 3rd wheel the 5th one was left single out...
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed help.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
If your having a bad day just remember the Blobfish exists
i lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off
I hit my friend. He dead now
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
why couldnt sally get back up? because she has no friends
Said the man angered to his wife: Now stopp the dann suicide trys! Just look at the gasbill!?
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
What does this mean 👊🥩
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because was I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex ad gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
pussi
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
da baby
do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
the Parkland kids
