Morbid jokes
You are the joke.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Cuddle with you.🙂
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
I'm autistic.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Your mum!
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
Boggy
Willies.
He is dead.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
What's George Floyds Favorite color... Kneeon