What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
A blind guy walks into a bar.
Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.
As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
what is worst than a baby geting hanged in a tree
that same baby geting hanged in multipal trees
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
What’s red and very rare ?
a baby in a blinder
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
say this out loud: alpha Kenny one
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Knock knock ? Who’s there? Willis. Willis who? Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!!?!!
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news. Patient: what's the bad news? Doctor: you have 24 hours to live. Patient: What's the really bad news? Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
