Morbid jokes
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
My therapist said time heals all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait...
I don’t know what to call this chat.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
If you're a girl, please comment.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.