Morbid jokes
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
My therapist said time heals all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait...
I don’t know what to call this chat.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
If you're a girl, please comment.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.