Morbid jokes

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.