Morbid jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
you.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
your mom
Feminism.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Women.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I'm Gay.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.