Morbid jokes
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
you.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
your mom
Feminism.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Women.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I'm Gay.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.