Morbid jokes
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Rowan
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!