Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
your momma so fat when she jumped the world colapsed
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
