Momma jokes
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.