Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets rejected by dead people.
Your momma's so fat when she pulls her knickers down.. her ass is still in them
Your momma's so fat she had to take a selfie using the hubble telescope
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out it got rug burn
Your momma so stupid she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
your momma so fat when she jumped the world colapsed
JOE MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SANTA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY HE SAID HO HO HOLY CRAP
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as her self for halloween
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
yo momma so gay you sucked her balls
your momma OHHHHH