Momma jokes

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

I have a secret crush on your momma.