Momma jokes
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.