Momma jokes

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

I have a secret crush on your momma.