Momma jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.