Momma jokes
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!