Momma jokes

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.