Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
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What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal, and Sealia
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Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
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Yo mommas so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops.
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A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
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