Momma jokes

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal and Sealia.

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

A note for my History Teacher:

Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.