Momma jokes
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
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Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"