Momma jokes

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal and Sealia.

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

A note for my History Teacher:

Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.