yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
YOU'RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead
Yo Momma so fat she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Your momma so old she has been a waitress at the last supper
Your momma's so fat when I went to suck her titties I got a mouth full of knee
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her lagrangian points.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal, and Sealia
Your momma so stupid when someone said it’s chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl
Your momma so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo momma so stupid...weather man says it chilli outside....instead of a jacket..She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomer rang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slew down.
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
