Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out it got rug burn
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
yo mommas so fat when she gets in a monster truck it turns into a lowrider
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
