Momma jokes
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.