Your momma so dumb that they said it was chilli outside she said came outside with a bowl
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo mommas so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!!
I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!
What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!
Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Your momma so ugly when the kool-aid man burst in the door he said oh noo
Your momma so fat that she was used goods like the Russian tanks
yo momma titty milk taste like captain crunch
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke
yo mommas so fat when she gets in a monster truck it turns into a lowrider
To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl
