Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
