Momma jokes
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.