Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
Yo momma so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma so stupid she wrote this joke
Your momma so fat that she is the earth
Your momma so dumb she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo momma is so ugly Slenderman runs from her. It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo momma armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma’s so fat that even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo momma so fat when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make-do with health insurance.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born you got rugburn
You momma's so fat she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant
Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."
