Momma

Momma jokes

Job

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Fat

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

Risk

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Priest

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.

When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

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  • Whale

    Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

    Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

    Silence...................punch!

    Gwen

    Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

    Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

    Monkey

    5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"