Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.

When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!

5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"