Yo momma so slutty she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Yo momma's so old that even scientist's get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
ur mommas so fat that when she became a spy here codename was oobese
Yo momma armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo momma’s so fat that even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
Yo momma so fat when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make-do with health insurance.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born you got rugburn
You momma's so fat she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
your momma OHHHHH
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
joe momMa
Yo momma so fat!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
