Momma jokes
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.