ur mom uses the equator as a belt
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Where your mom at?
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
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Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
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what did your mom say last night go harder
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities.
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. 😏
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what do a banana and shampoo have in common
ur mom
Guy on fornite: Ima sleep with your mom lmao Orphan: Starts crying
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Connor: Hi mom Mom: Connor: i forgot im adopted to 2 dads
My Mom said she's going to kill me if i dont stop using my compu
Dad: Alive Brother:orphan(fault=Mother) Me:dead on the inside but sadly alive Mother:Alive... Wait a minute.. I thought you were dead mom.. right your dead to me atleast.
