There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
My Mom said she's going to kill me if i dont stop using my compu
What's your mom on? deez nuts
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
your mom is emo deakin
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
What did the mom say to the baby?
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
