When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else
"Sari"
Q: what do you do if you bump into a koala A: you koalagize to it.
There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
