When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

I have a fear of speed bumps

But i am slowly getting over it

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

When you go over a speed bump but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone

Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:… You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going

When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

By the way my Grandma told me this one

One day when I driving around our children’s school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.

i have a fear of speed bumps but iim getting over it.

you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I’m not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?

Man, don’t you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there’s no speed bumps here…

Q: what do you do if you bump into a koala A: you koalagize to it.

What’s the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump’s but even they lack the wallet

5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed

One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said

We will give you a replacement