Speed

The demon

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

Speed

Anonymous

When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming

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Doctor

Madison R.

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

Puns

Anonymous

I have a fear of speed bumps

But i am slowly getting over it

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Anti-jokes

Anonymous

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Speed

Crackpot69

Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

Speed

ROAB_EPIC

When you go over a speed bump but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone

Speed

Anonymous

Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:… You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

Offensive

Zach Topping

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going

School

Wolven_Witchery

When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.

Doctor

Creator

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

By the way my Grandma told me this one

Road

Anonymous

One day when I driving around our children’s school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.

Speed

freshfry

i have a fear of speed bumps but iim getting over it.

Speed

you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps

Happiness

Robert

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I’m not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?

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Orphanage

Hit & Run

Man, don’t you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there’s no speed bumps here…

Koala

Anonymous

Q: what do you do if you bump into a koala A: you koalagize to it.

Drive

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

Face

Osam

There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump’s but even they lack the wallet

Fell

Anonymous

5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed

One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said

We will give you a replacement